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Friday, June 06, 2014

Shawna's Guide To Ejaculation

Angelos,


Women are VERY lucky that they can have an orgasm just about anywhere and never worry about a sticky mess all over the bed sheets...well, unless you're making her squirt! Hehe =)


Men on the other hand have a BIG mess to clean up! And while that really just depends on how big your load is and what your girl might be into...


It's SUPER important to have an ejaculation etiquette plan so you know exactly where is goes, where it doesn't go, and how to clean up your manly fluids after a hot night of banging!


So, I broke it down for you into 5 sections:


Coming...
  • Inside Her
  • In A Condom
  • In Her Mouth
  • On Her Butt Or Breasts
  • On Her Face
Inside Her:

If you are getting off inside your girl without a condom...you better be doing 2 things: making sure she's on birth control and getting her permission to do so.


Coming inside your girl obviously takes away from any mess that might be made from your blow because now your ejaculate is all up in her business =)


And if this happens, she will probably go to the restroom and clean herself up, which makes things A LOT easier for you...


But you should always follow up with your girl and make sure she is still comfortable, cleaned up, and totally satisfied.


Also...NEVER, ever tell her you aren't going to come inside her and then do it anyway. It's very rude and I promise your night won't end well.


In A Condom

When using a condom, it should be removed immediately after you blow your load, and BEFORE you lose your erection.


This will stop any sperm from escaping and oozing out all over her body, vagina, or on the bed.


Once you remove the condom, the best way to clean it up is to tie off one end so the fluids don't leak out, and toss it in the trash!


There are 2 rules to keep in mind when using a condom:
  1. Don't ever put it in the toilet or you can clog it, and that's never fun =(
  2. Never ask your girl to take the condom off for you. That's YOUR job mister!
In Her Mouth

When it comes to oral sex, things can get a little more complicated...


But the first thing you have to do is figure out whether or not she's willing to swallow!


Then, once she's made it clear that she is OK with licking up your goods, be sure to let her know when you are ready to come!


Girls LOVE a sweet surprise...but NOT when it comes to ejaculate. Give her time to prepare to swallow so she's not caught off guard.


If you just come in her mouth with no warning, she may gag, or worse...spit it out.


Not giving her a proper heads up can also get her thinking you're not ready to blow, and as a result...she might switch to a different method of stimulation, like using her hand to finish you off.


And sometimes, this can throw off your ability to come, especially if you were close!


Now, you don't have to go scream it out at the top of your lungs...just be simple about it and let her know it's time. Say something like, "Baby, I'm gonna come." =) See, totally easy!


And just a little tip from me to you...when coming in her mouth, DO NOT hold her head down! That's the quickest way to never get a blow job again.


On Her But Or Breasts

The idea of a man ejaculating all over my chest is the HOTTEST image ever! It makes me all kinds of warm inside.


BUT...just cause I like it doesn't mean ALL women do. Some women think it's sexy and others might think it's gross or degrading.


So again, you must be sure to communicate with her beforehand to find out if this is something she's into, or if it's something that will make her cringe!


If she likes the idea...then go right ahead, but don't rub it into her body afterward, or spread your goo around with your hands.


Sure, she took the load, but help her clean it up. Grab her a towel or an old t-shirt...whatever's near by, and wipe her down.


Doing this shows that even though you are having sexy time and getting EXTRA dirty, you still know how to be respectful.


Don't ever leave your girl on the bed covered in jizz while you go pee or grab a beer! Trust me...this has happened to me before and the guy DEFINTIELY paid for it.


On Her Face

Coming on a girl's face is by far the TRICKIEST of them all!


Some women really get off on the idea, but I'd say the majority of them think it's disgusting, degrading and totally messy.


Most girls are against it for the fear of getting your fluids in her eyes, up her nose, or making a tangled mess of her hair...but I suppose it all depends on the moment.


I mean...a load to the face in the shower isn't so bad hehe =)


Anyway, if blowing your load on a girl's face is your fantasy...you MUST talk about the idea thoroughly and way BEFORE the act.


Then, get her permission before you shoot anywhere near or on her face.


As a rule of thumb, you should definitely try to avoid her eyes and hair...


But sometimes accidents happen, and it's up to you to make sure your girl is comfortable and ready so that she doesn't get angry if it does.


Well, there you have it...ejaculation etiquette!


Now you'll have a better chance of keeping your woman happy, which means you'll have more places to release your load, a lot more sex, and more opportunities to practice my rules in the future =)


But I want to let you in on one little sex secret...


Whether you come in a condom, on your girl’s chest, or inside her warm, throbbing vagina, it’ll ALL be pointless if you’re not blowing BIG LOADS!


Why? Because a woman LOVES seeing her man shoot THICK, creamy loads during sex.


It’s an explosion of all that pent up sexual tension, and she knows SHE’S the reason for it.


You are giving a woman physical evidence of your sexual pleasure, and it makes her feel NAUGHTY, and very accomplished in the bedroom.


Plus...it’s WAY more exciting to see a HUGE money shot than a few little dribbles of jizz =(


Now of course there’s a few little things you can do to increase your load size like cutting back on alcohol, exercising and eating organic...but that’s no fun!


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XOXO
Shawna


P.S. Don't forget to email me...any feedback, stories, or questions you have, I'm all ears! shawna@2girlsteachsex.com

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