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Saturday, June 27, 2015

I'm so mad!!

Dear Angelos,
UGH!!!I just had a BIG fight with one of my best girlfriends, Codi:(


Well, it was more of an argument than a fight—we weren’t like, rolling around on the ground or anything=)


But things got pretty heated, and I’m still a little worked up about it…


Because our argument had to do with YOU.


The thing is…now that I’m looking back on it, I think Codi might have been RIGHT!


Of course, I’m too stubborn admit this to her—not just yet anyways;)


Plus, I wanted to hear what YOU think first…


Okay, here’s what happened:


Codi and I had plans to go for a “sunrise” hike up Runyon Canyon this morning…


It’s sort of a tradition we have—we meet up bright and early (5:30am!), chug some coffee, and watch the sun come up, while walking the trail. It’s super relaxing, and we get a LOT of great girl-talk in;)


And I was really excited about our girl date, too. I hadn’t seen Codi in a long time…


For the past few months, Codi’s been busy working on, what she called, “a really important project.”


But she’d never say exactly what the project was. Kinda weird, right?


Anyway, today started out as usual…


Until I decided to tell Codi about all these emails I’ve been getting lately…


See, I’m used to guys writing to ask for hot new sex techniques to use when they’re with a woman…


But RECENTLY, I’ve been getting more and more letters from fans who want to know how they can GET a woman to sleep with them in the first place.


Even married guys don't seem to be scoring as often as they'd like to with their lady!


“They think that they’re doing something wrong…or that girls just don’t like them...or that their wives don’t find them sexy anymore.” I said to Codi.


“But I think that if a guy isn’t having much sex, it’s just because he doesn’t do enough to let the girl know he WANTS to f*ck her.”


Codi asked me what I meant…


So I explained that, in my opinion, SEXUAL attraction is all about BODY LANGUAGE…


…And the real reason many guys aren’t getting laid, is simply because, women don’t even realize that’s what they’re after!


Obviously a man shouldn’t just flat out say ‘hey, I want to pleasure your pussy tonight…’


But he SHOULD use body language to give off a sexy vibe…


…Like smiling, making eye contact, watching his posture, leaning in real CLOSE when she’s talking, seductively licking his lips, and so on.


Then out of nowhere, Codi totally SNAPPED!

“You’re WAY wrong, Shawna” she said. “


“There’s only ONE real way for a guy to make women want him sexually, or even romantically—and it’s by following a proven SCIENTIFIC method…”


WHOA, where did that come from?!?!


Codi is a MODEL, not a scientist…at least as far as I knew.


“Come on, Codi. Good SEX is a science…but there’s no way some special formula or whatever, can instantly make a man more attractive to women!!!”


I could tell Codi was getting mad…


“Yeah, you’re right, Shawna. This method DOESN’T make guys ‘more attractive’…


IT MAKES THEM IRRESISTIBLE TO ANY GIRL THEY USE IT ON!!” she screamed.


I thought she was going to HIT me!


So, I was like, “OMG, what’s your deal, Codi?”


And that was when Codi broke down and told me the TRUTH about why she’s been so busy lately…


It turns out that after some guy she was crazy about broke her heart again…


Codi made it her MISSION to figure out why she kept falling for one jerk after the next…


AND why she was completely UNATTRACTED to guys that would actually be good, caring boyfriends.

Codi had studied psychology in college, so she took a real scientific approach to finding the answer…


She put together all these charts, compared the ways in which different men behaved when they were with her..
.

... and even sent out surveys to THOUSANDS of women all over the world!



Sure enough, after just a few weeks of research, Codi began to notice some interesting patterns…


And then, it HIT her.


All the jerks she dated weren’t rich, or smart, or even that good-looking…


But they all managed to seduce her—and they all did it in the EXACT same way.


Codi became CONVINCED that what she’d discovered was some sort of universal code that a man can use to get inside a girl’s head.


…and INSTANTLY make her fall for him!

She said she even had real guys test out her theory on women WAY out of their league—and it worked every time.


So Codi decided to reveal everything about her experiments, her findings—and how this attraction trick works—in a formal report.

And NOW, she’s getting ready to publish it on the internet.


“I want good guys to know this stuff so THEY can get the girl, instead of some jerk!” Codi said.


OK, at first I really did think Codi had lost her marbles, but after hearing her out…


...everything she said actually started to make a lot of SENSE!


And I guess I can understand why she got so upset with me for doubting her…


…Obviously Codi had put a lot of work into figuring this stuff out.


But, of course, I wasn’t about to let her win.


“Maybe you’re right” I said…


“But I’d have to hear all this from a guy that’s actually used this trick of yours”


And guess how she responded…!


“Fine, Shawna,” she said…


“When I put my report online in a couple weeks, why don’t you send all your fans a link to it…and have THEM tell you if what I discovered really works or not? I DARE YOU!”

“What if they’re married, or are already dating someone?” I asked.


“Even BETTER!” Codi said…


“They can use this method to make their wives and girlfriends want to f*ck them more often…and even BEG for the chance to fulfill ALL their dirty fantasies.”


Wow, Codi must be REALLY confident. She knows how important you guys are to me…

And she knows that I’d NEVER forgive her, if she made me waste your time on something that DID’T really get you LAID!


So…I told her I’d think about it.


After that, we hiked the rest of the way in silence. But don’t worry, I’ve known Codi forever—we fight like sisters but we always make up=)


ANYWAY, before I give Codi an answer, I wanted to know what you make of all this…


Would you be interested in reading Codi’s report?


If so, can I count on you to try the secret technique that (according to Codi) makes women go CRAZY for any guy that uses it?


I HAVE to know if this is the REAL DEAL!


Please respond with YES or NO to this email…okay?


I know I can always count on you to be honest!!!


XOXO,
Shawna

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